The sun rose.
The roosters crowed.
Three more hours passed.
The roosters crowed some more.
The Wife wakes up and spots a small bag of reeses peanut butter cups on the desk.
The Husband comes in from the shower.
The adorable-deserving-of-chocolate Wifey points and says: “What are those??”
The wonderful-bringer-of-chocolate Husband says: “I got those… Because I loove you….but…[really fast]…youcan’teat’emallcuz I love me too!!
The Wife bursts into laughter.
The Husband congratulates himself on saving the chocolate from certain doom.
The Baby blows spit bubbles on the bed.
End of story.