The sun rose.

The roosters crowed.

Three more hours passed.

The roosters crowed some more.

The Wife wakes up and spots a small bag of reeses peanut butter cups on the desk.

The Husband comes in from the shower.

The adorable-deserving-of-chocolate Wifey points and says: “What are those??”

The wonderful-bringer-of-chocolate Husband says: “I got those… Because I loove you….but…[really fast]…youcan’teat’emallcuz I love me too!!

The Wife bursts into laughter.

The Husband congratulates himself on saving the chocolate from certain doom.

The Baby blows spit bubbles on the bed.

End of story.